STEM Ph.D. actually.
Seriously (again)?
"I have a science doctorate as well ... "
Hey, get this !
Billionaire Bill Gates has admitted that there is no “climate crisis” in a major U-turn on his prior statements promoting “global warming.”
“There’s a lot of climate exaggeration,” said Gates at a recent event.
I thought that he said "climate fellation"
I understand the meaning of fellation, but how that can be applied to global warming :-)
I like to rhyme - Did you read Gates quote in context. He also said that he "is the person doing the most in terms of innovation. . "
Basically, he says that he's an optimist, and he doesn't think that the end if humanity is imminent.
It's a far cry from. "Ooops. Never mind "
You can't blame anyone else if you fall in your driveway.It's your own asphalt
I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
I've started investing in stocks: beef, vegetable, chicken. One day I hope to be a bouillianaire.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. Now that's humerus.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
Now I have Heinzsight.
Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.
I turned to a local tribal leader and said, "That lizard is really funny!"
The leader replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand-up chameleon.
I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I thought I nailed it but nobody saw it.
Singing in the shower is fine until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
The Black-Eyed Peas can sing us a song .
But the chick peas can only hummus one.
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it's on the house.
My friend said she wouldn't eat cow's tongue because it came out of a cow's mouth.
I gave her an egg.
Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, and tomorrow romaines to be seen.
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
That's right...Jack and the beans talk.
I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.You probably have not heard of herbivore.
I was struggling to understand how lightning works . And then it struck me.
Six cows were smoking joints and playing poker.
That's right. The steaks were pretty high.
I went to the paint store to get thinner.
It didn't work.
You're punning. I like puns.
Ph.D. University of Birmingham 1967.
My dissertation concerned deformation and fracture in metal machining.
The enemy himself.
My research was funded by the Science Research Council. It had nothing to do with weaponry, it was purely academic.
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STEM Ph.D. actually.
Seriously (again)?
"I have a science doctorate as well ... "
Hey, get this !
Billionaire Bill Gates has admitted that there is no “climate crisis” in a major U-turn on his prior statements promoting “global warming.”
“There’s a lot of climate exaggeration,” said Gates at a recent event.
I thought that he said "climate fellation"
I understand the meaning of fellation, but how that can be applied to global warming :-)
I like to rhyme - Did you read Gates quote in context. He also said that he "is the person doing the most in terms of innovation. . "
Basically, he says that he's an optimist, and he doesn't think that the end if humanity is imminent.
It's a far cry from. "Ooops. Never mind "
You can't blame anyone else if you fall in your driveway.It's your own asphalt
I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
I've started investing in stocks: beef, vegetable, chicken. One day I hope to be a bouillianaire.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. Now that's humerus.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
Now I have Heinzsight.
Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.
I turned to a local tribal leader and said, "That lizard is really funny!"
The leader replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand-up chameleon.
I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I thought I nailed it but nobody saw it.
Singing in the shower is fine until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
The Black-Eyed Peas can sing us a song .
But the chick peas can only hummus one.
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it's on the house.
My friend said she wouldn't eat cow's tongue because it came out of a cow's mouth.
I gave her an egg.
Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, and tomorrow romaines to be seen.
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
That's right...Jack and the beans talk.
I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.You probably have not heard of herbivore.
I was struggling to understand how lightning works . And then it struck me.
Six cows were smoking joints and playing poker.
That's right. The steaks were pretty high.
I went to the paint store to get thinner.
It didn't work.
You're punning. I like puns.
Ph.D. University of Birmingham 1967.
My dissertation concerned deformation and fracture in metal machining.
The enemy himself.
My research was funded by the Science Research Council. It had nothing to do with weaponry, it was purely academic.