I’ve had a good run on social media over the last few days and wanted to share a few highlights:

December 28, 2021

If the NIAID were a football team:

Lost every game for the last 37 years.

Quarterback is the highest paid player in the league, has never completed a pass.

The team is just a poorly disguised front for drug dealing.

Coach Brandon thinks they have a good chance of winning the Superbowl this year.

Every American is required to buy season tickets or they will be sent to jail.

December 30, 2021

Covid is a replay of the 2008 global financial crisis but now the *rights to your body* are the asset that that has been bundled and sold off to global investors.

December 31, 2021

We are entering the Great Unraveling. Dems are tripling and quadrupling down on junk science. Their cities, schools, and hospitals cannot function. They would rather allow the collapse of civilization than ever read an original source document or admit that they might be wrong. And so the level of chaos and dysfunction (sick/scared people, failed institutions, preposterous messaging to cover it all up) will just build and build until society bursts. It’s wild to live inside a dystopian novel come to life.

December 31, 2021

I’ve got this crazy idea. Hear me out. What if we stopped allowing drug dealers to make health policy? What if instead, we put people in charge who actually know something, and care, about health??? Or even better, what if no one was in charge and every individual was encouraged to take personal responsibility for their own health? You know, flip this pyramid downside up.

January 1, 2022

What he meant:

“A lot of what you’re seeing as attacks on me quite frankly are attacks on the mafia crime family itself.” —Tony Fauci

January 1, 2022

The CDC changed testing and quarantine rules to accommodate the NFL but they won’t do that for your kids’ school because this is elitist class warfare and they want to humiliate the peasants.

January 2, 2022

C’mon bougiecrats, take the L. You’ve been wrong about literally everything, for two years. You were wrong about lockdowns, school closures, treatments, and the vaccines. Not just a little wrong, completely and catastrophically wrong. You know this, we know this, you’re embarrassing yourselves. Your God is a false idol, a toxic liquid that promised immortality and delivered ruin. You can mourn the loss of your God but still come over the side of logic and reason. It’s great over here. If you continue to double down on the wrong answer the result will be chronic illness for yourself and your loved ones and the eventual collapse of the U.S. and most of the rest of the developed world. If you come over to the side of logic and reason the result will be the end of the pandemic and huge decreases in chronic illness. You have nothing to lose but your ego.

January 2, 2022

Democrats now believe that phase IV clinical trials are a vast right wing conspiracy to bring down Brandon.

January 2, 2022

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy:

If a product fails 500,000,000 times and you think that 500,000,001 is just the ticket — you might be experiencing Mass Formation Psychosis.

January 2, 2022

Nothing says Safe & Effective!(TM) quite like banning all discussion of safety and efficacy.

January 2, 2022

What Dems do not seem to realize is that the 15% of voters who they have lost over the last year because of vaccine mandates, are never coming back. Dems have wiped out all of the demographic gains that were supposed to give them a semi-permanent governing majority in order to serve the cartel. Madness.

January 3, 2022

It’s beyond weird to have every factual claim associated with the mainstream narrative fall apart and yet the policy prescriptions associated with those discredited claims are being implemented anyway.

The fascism has become untethered from the pretext.

January 4, 2022

January 4, 2022

You get that when governments approve an additional dose for “certain vulnerable populations” that this is eugenics right? Think about it — if anyone dies from the xhot in this population, the xhot will never be blamed. And it’s not like the xhot works anyway so why the rush?

January 4, 2022

There was a troll in one of my Substack comment threads.

And it was wild to watch how his mind worked.

He would repeat some soundbite that he absorbed from the mainstream media.

Then he would be challenged about it (by someone who actually understood the issue).

And then he would spend 2 minutes on Google looking for a link in the mainstream media that confirmed his initial statement — and paste that link into his reply as proof that he had been correct.

And I was like, ‘um, do you not understand how the narrative is constructed?’

His method was to find a mainstream link that confirmed the information that he had initially drawn from that same source as if that was some kind of “Eureka!” discovery.

It was this bougie tautology presented as logic and I think it’s pretty common these days.

January 4, 2022

It’s weird that the Junta banned logic and reason at the start of the pandemic and bougie normies just went with the plan without batting an eye.

January 4, 2022

The mainstream media is going all in to attack those who mention Mass Formation Psychosis without realizing that they are just confirming the hypothesis. Irony is ded.

January 4, 2022

If you are a VAERS denialist;

If you think that there are no safe & effective treatments for the chimera;

If you think that censorship is great;

If you were thrilled to get a “booster”;

If you’ve ever willingly used a vaccine passport;

If you think that any discussion of Mass Formation Psychosis is a vast right wing conspiracy theory; or

If you are triggered by people chanting Let’s Go Brandon...

you might have Long Haul Trump Derangement Syndrome. The recommended treatments are turning off your TV, cancelling your subscription to the NY Times, and going outside for a walk.

January 5

What turned off people’s instinct for self-preservation? This is hard-wired deep in the primitive lizard part of the brain. It is the most fundamental emotion. Fear should heighten this instinct not make it disappear.

Why are bougiecrats yelling about horses when everyone knows that this Nobel Prize winning medicine will save their lives?

Why are soccer players allowing themselves to be used as a medical experiment even though they know it increases heart attack risk?

Why is Gavin Newsom covering up his Guillain-Barre Syndrome?

Why is the NFL covering up the fact that they are successfully using ivermectin to cover up vaccine failure?

Why are people sacrificing their kids even though their kids are not at risk?

I get that the Pharma propaganda campaign is sophisticated. But this is ridiculous. The entire world has become the battered spouse covering up for the abuser.

January 5

Governments that mandate a thing that everyone knows does not work are by definition illegitimate and should be removed immediately.

January 5

Covering up negative vaccine efficacy with more vaccines is the ultimate totalitarian flex.

What are some of the best memes and soundbites you’ve seen recently on social media?

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Some recent social media highlights